Anonymous: How many calories are in a pussy? I just ate one today.


It would depend on the size, age, activity level, and possibly even breed (a Siamese will naturally have less fat than a run-in-the-mill tabby). I personally think it’s wrong to eat them, but I won’t tell you how to live your life

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You know you’ve reached a deep level of friendship when you can shamelessly discuss your farts

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Bodies are really fucking cool.

With the right care and effort, you can literally mold yourself.

Like what the fuck.
It’s awesome.

like steel. walk through fire, and you’re even stronger.

suh inspirashionul.

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"Don’t you dare
Shrink yourself
For someone else’s comfort -
Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow."
m.v., Advice to my future daughter, #2. (via findingwordsforthoughts)

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Some say everytime he twists a tornado is created.
Guthrie - Double > single > triple

I feel as if Khloe Kardashian is my spirit animal

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Le me. Excuse the eyebrows.


So I may or may not have consumed 7 slices of bread for breakfast.

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(via VeganSandra - Fruit and coconut torte on a raw crust)